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last week, just started working week and my loafers were already in place, my tie tightly around my neck, combing with 13.7 gr. Gel for my uncombed hair not the air that goes out the window and my belt tight for me to sit do not notice much belly.

day was quite pleasant, the kind that even the sun burns from early burn feels rich. View

to kids deal with widespread enthusiasm in his return to school and in contrast, see their mothers with the face of "fuck, beggar kid because of you I'm not sleeping" ... priceless to me. Tasty

the streets was driving my bus, just going in the second round of my route, but went with the whole attitude of giving a good service to my passengers, as they always do, but something would happen.

An old man who was at the bus stop to signal that I wanted to address my unit, so I stuck as much as I could so he could go without a hitch. With considerable difficulty

the old man helped his cane to climb step by step, and although the bus only has 3 steps, the snail's pace that had made him look as if it had about 10.

With all kindness and a smile amber (is that I had time to brush my teeth, I went fast) I offered to help it to rise at a more lightweight, but he refused.

- Let's grandfather, we have all day, I bring a few children but want to get one through the school and expand their knowledge of the world .... or at least mind the mother to arrive last, but certainly want to be on time.

- Oh child, do not lash fuershash I have as when I was your age and I ponshaba to lash the ESHC todash ...

- Well good and almost there a notch.

- Grashias by eshperar child.

- Hold on to go faster than we're late because of him.

- Well, let Shaco my money to pay. Oh, neceshitaré mish ojosh shegundosh couple to see my portfolio. I remember when I had good vishta, which I loved to do was mash lash lash todash piernash of Chamac ...

- Yeah, yeah, well I say hold on and run little bit that other passengers will be addressed.

I was humming the song that sounds a lot these days, the waka waka Chakira, happy driving and Climbing up on the sidewalks to draw attention of the local people to read: that Novak as clown Oh, here is gay!

needless to say I was happy. But the old man had a plan to ruin.

- I found my ticket to pay you my son, here tienesh.

- Perfect grandfather. "While extending my hand to hold the said paper money.

Scriiiiiiiiiiiiiiich -squeak of my bus.

- Grandpa, Do not have a ticket more "boy"? This is $ 500.

- Oh son, esh everything I have just given my penshión. I bring mash. Ah, but what shi esh bring my credenshial of INSHEN for me cobresh Sholo half.

And here's where I lost my patience.

- What! Are you crazy old man? What do not you realize it's too early and not bring change? And above you wish to charge $ 3 as seniors. You really are a shameless.

that I pasted in the old man with his cane. Neglect, it takes more than a decrepit being with a baton stick so that I can do damage.

- No Sheas groshero Mushasha, reshpeta to mayoresh tush and do not give you one because I canshé noma'sh the first one I gave you.

- just do not fuck with me, wants to take the little morraya I have. Unconsciousness on his part that you want to exchange $ 497.

- Asheptalo, eshtá nueveshito ...

And when I see the bill in more detail ...

... I suddenly realized the deception when he recognized the photo.

- O seaaaa, fucking old bitch, a part of everything I want to see the stupid face when I have handsome. You're paying with a counterfeit.

- I do not understand son, how to falsh? I just had to give the teshorería munishipal Did we movishte to caracolitosh LOSH?

- Look well jijo cremated and worms from your mother, who is in the center of the bill? Watch him as well. It is the black lenses of Futurama ... I think it is called "Herpes something." But the fact is that this is a counterfeit and not wanting to accept you make fun of me because once I fuck to pay me a couple of washers instead of coins but that was because he was very raw and is not the case today . So you pa'bajo ... Kyaaaa!

And shaolisayayín a well calculated move to throw out my old drive to see it drop and roll along the steps ... okay, I only had three but as it was falling too low as it was more spectacular and fun event.

Passengers at the time were with me clapped and cheered me.

That's Novak!

why we love you, do not be!

if I gave you!

Novak're our hero!

After venting the anger tore my unit and continued on my route.

Yesterday afternoon I came to find out that the new ticket $ 500 bicentennial was not as false as I thought. But do not blame me dear readers, was not my intention to hurt little old sovereign. Who would have thought that the new ticket has a photo-like character in the cartoon? I did what any of you have done for me.

old lady, if you go to read the post ... believe me no hard feelings and you can address again whenever you want, now if you believe, Noma's not pay me with another ticket so high denomination or remember ... Kyaaaa!

How To Make A Coyote Snare Step By Step

bicentennial "I can use my credit INFONAVIT? Front of Blogbuseros

Good afternoon dear passengers! just finished my cigarette I'm going to tell a story that froze me, (well, rather wet) so acomodense'n in their seats, do so if the sign:

destápense If they do not smoke a chela BlogBus here on anything goes, ahhh but yes, hold on to this bullshit because the brakes failed him.

Last week, the bus was leased for a trip of a group of real estate sales, I had to peel the eye at seven o'clock on a Sunday for a group of mature women were pre-menopausal women to see a brand new home models and have dreams peasants of what the house they would recommend their newly married children. (Which for me was fun because 50% of these young ladies are respectable spinster).

Anyway, I got up early, I took a Russian bath, (you know the clear face, cu ... dirty), I had breakfast a few chips with tomato, climbed on the bus with cigar in hand and went to pick up park San Tutultepongo the Great.

Upon arrival and seeing the group of women waiting for the bus, I could not help thinking that some of them may well have been Amaziah the priest Hidalgo (Mexico bicentennial reference needed), but I felt a little happy because despite phone all the pain was worth much, a beautiful woman with black hair, slanted eyes and an angelic voice that said, "Ladies Orale!! not see the driver que'l sss'ta waiting?? chaaaaaaleeeeeee. .. no man is angry that some already have pus shame ...". Blessed be my luck, the bus gave me is of high technology, is the latest in air conditioning, a powerful fan that blows VEC about from the ice cubes from back to front.

Finally ladies and addressed, the electric kind guide told me how to reach the complex of modern houses. "You go straight ahead and call pa'ra ', then you turn on the only road that has tar, you keep a couple of blocks and arrive." At least the nightmare will not last much, lit another snuff and silence the gossip of the ladies with a little Chico-Che in the recorder that I stole from the house of Megah. We

the complex, and very happy desabordaron ladies, many of them still kept their LP's in Chico-Che, then for some strange reason I fell well and invited me to see the house with them, although I would have preferred to be taking a coyote on the bus had taken effect nicotine and chocolate for diabetics or so, I went down to see what happens.

had homes for all tastes: large, small, two-story (so tile floor and concrete floor), some were already up furnished, but it was a house that stole my heart, "The house with pool interior "perhaps you think ... - Indoor pool house?, Oh Lymon, but what nonsense are you saying? Could it be that both you and snuff apendejó? - And the answer is yes, but this is no bullshit kind that passengers es como decíamos en Tepito, "la neta del planeta" y como para muestra un botón (y para que dejen de tacharme de chismoso) les cuento.

Era una hermosa casa de dos pisos, pintada de verde y de azul claro, y ya estaba amueblada, la guía había comentado que el precio no era tan alto, incluso unos desalariados pedidores de limosna vagabundos como los que conducimos el BlogBus podíamos pagar, así que todos muy contentos entramos a la casa, la guía nos contaba poco a poco acerca de las particularidades de la casa:

Desde la entrada podemos apreciar que es una casa fresca, ¿qué mejor que recibir a las visitas e invitarlas a sentarse en nuestra sala pre-victoriana while receiving a relaxing foot massage with warm water?:

And the beautiful dining room, made of wrought iron, plus a one-time home includes computer, its always have ideas adolescent children "fresh" for their posts, or conversations "wet" in the msn:

Surprise your guests by offering a buffet prepared at home with the book "Dead Sea exotic dishes" :

Admire the detail of the rooms, "wet dreams" now have another meaning:

And finally ladies and respectable driver, the bathroom, do any of you (be honest) was not even dreamed made of eggplant and sunfish while fishing? I do not think (naughty smile):

And so ended my adventure at home with indoor pool, the truth I've decided I'll buy it so please make your donations as they sleep in the trunk bus has caused me and a rat bites another venereal disease, (although that remains a mystery.)

Whatever ... remember that the fall is back and not forget to take their passage to the teenager with pimples, leaving care and I will block the sensor because they double recovery.