Sunday, August 29, 2010

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Confidential Information. The BlogBus

following was hacked to safety systems BlogBus contains personal information and one of the new Bio BlogBusero Lymon7up, the next post will self-destruct at the end to be read after their dogs will give them diarrhea and began to lose hair gradually ...



Name: Lymon7up

Age: 2 years older than you.

Sex: depends on the price.

Location: Behind mayonnaise.

Weight: Ni such as fat or thin.

Phone: is one of those when I talk about listening to the hat dance song.

Education: Primary Terms, together with six other Masons, and two barges ... one a cousin of mine.

Class and License Number: bus driver, I remember it was the third in a row.
permit that allows work in the country: The my boss and my boss.

Courses taken:
  1. Practical Management with cigar in hand.

  2. Diploma in sight rise thongs women in short skirts.

  3. Advanced Selection trucker sunglasses.
Goal in life: get me incognito in the Paralympic Games and beating them all.

previous job: Warper hammocks in the CERESO.

time he served: Then came the finger of that kid.

information: Leaving the CERESO , got the first truck passing by, then the driver made me talk, then a while, offered me a job, taught me to handle the BlogBus as it should be because I'm a lefty (but not inverted). So it all started.


interviewer's questions:

BlogBus What do you expect?
R: able to say: "Do not accept credentials of students, the longer the crisis"

Do you drink?

R: When you can, but I tend to throw the egg breakfast.

When did you see yourself as BlogBusero?

R: When I heard the driver saying shit I thought, "I can also say stupid things ..." From that moment I knew that this work was done for me.

sometimes rented the bus for excursions Child Is tolerant with children?

R: depends on how good are the teachers (In answering this, the respondent for some reason began to drool ...).

How important are the customers?

R: Very important, they pay ...

Would you quit?

R: Are jotitos jotear willing to stop? I think not ...

Does life insurance?

R: If safety pin that I am alive.

What is your favorite pastime?

R: I love getting on the mango trees, leaving them down and then selling them to 3 mangoes for 5 pesos.

Why you should choose among all possible BlogBuseros?

R: Because if not, fuck you.

psychological analysis results: Delirium Tremens, officially insane.

physical test results: severe acute Biscuits, we recommend using Coke-bottle lenses or glasses trucker lost even if it is night.

drug testing results: Intoxicated with cheap cigar nicotine.



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Friday, August 27, 2010

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How about passengers,

With the reason that my wife refuses to drive a Mercedes Benz instead of her Rolls Royce opens each year, I decided that we can not get accustomed earnings for this blog. But lately have been severely affected monetary entries because my Blogbuseros stars have neglected his work, we will still believe that The BlogBus has many smiles and joy that you give everyone, including the embittered they say not to laugh with our posts.

However, as I can no longer rely solely on the pair of orangutans drunk I have as head of United Front of Yucatan BlogBuseros (FUBBY), because the slightest slip grip to scratches market as market women, I decided to give the opportunity for new people, fresh people with revolutionary ideas, inspiring and bold.

I have in mind some people who were interested in joining our team Blogbusero people who seem to have the appropriate profile, although it still must be approved by the Department of Human reflows, say, Human Resources, it is controlled by the puppet always: Megah and Novak .

These people have gone out of their data with our secretaries are also the same as receptionists and telephone operators make this company the same people who usually write in this blog only with wigs.

My two favorites and only employees will be responsible to approve or disapprove such requests in order to increase our staff, expand our routes, to reach more people and so me richer than my wife and I do not scold both. Wait

this Monday the launch of the first candidate who filed the application and see what happens, and in the course of the week we will present to the rest, they must compete to see who will be the new conductor 100 Mexicans they told ! , oh no, lol, to be the new host of BlogBus.

the moment is all I have to travel to Hamburg, I told a friend of mine who was craving a burger and invited me home to eat turkey ... Yes, I do not know what to do with a turkey burger, but still well saving me lunch. Sincerely

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