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Binche Ah that Arabs.

Come on, climb, this is quickie, do not get a midwife at the door or putting to collect the coins do not get up, today I have plenty of time to bring the road and be brief. Besides, I have much work to do in the office and left it off the beans on the stove and if I burn out after arming me hot dogs. They come

counting in passing that a couple of days I was driving my truck with both hands on the wheel, head held high, back straight and tummy tucked, and of course, not forgetting my sexy classic black lenses Poncharelo type, was very happy listening to my Chico Che lyrics when a man in robes discussed with his son also brought robe. By their appearance, tone of voice, beard, turban, and a machine gun type goat horn that was in the shoulder I had no doubt that this was a Taliban, as if he was a mercenary or ally of Obama .. . I say Osama, then I did not know. Certainly not know that the children also brought long beards ... looked the little funny.

sketch made by Novak

They sat right behind me in the seats reserved for the disabled, but as I thought they did not know English do not tell them anything. I was surprised to hear a conversation inadvertently coming wanting dialogue. The surprise gave me the little one. Here 's what they were telling:

- Baba, Baba! At school ... I have rebrobado

- Borque, son? Tell your badre!

- Borque not raise the names of the fingers, badre Is it really so imbortante give them names?

- Son, I knew them and sow tamboco I managed very well ... I'll tell you what the names of the fingers and Borque is imbortante know them ...:

- The brimero is legal ... bara Sirba imbortantes Babels seal.

- The second is the authoritarian ... used bara give orders.

- The third is the baginal and used wet ... bara someday you'll know why.

- The fourth is the marriage ... there you wedding ring bones.

- The fifth is the form ... looking in the nose, look in the ears ...

- Berdon you badre, combrendo very well what you taught me, I have no bero bara very clear what it is the third ......

- Ah, the third son ... I said I was the baginal ... Boco I'll get wet with saliva a y. .. Bagin used bara base: Bagin one Bagin two, three ... Bagin and so on until you finish reading the book ....

Cuadras later left near the American consul, and helped them down a very heavy maletota, I guess you were the kid's books.

No no no, I offer you two coscorrones little Mr Arabic, because I thought the finger baginal was for something else, I say, I thought it was to make "Britniseñal" Do not Bensan Boco do the same? bero barecía as his weapon as used bara list Obino not anything better ... So what the hell I bor talk like?

I know mine is not to tell jokes and less if they are of others, but I thought you would be pleased to know of this story. So by the time they know their children and teach them to appoint as your fingers.

See you at the next route, I hope soon to climb some Chinese, some Italian or any other gentile, I do that will bring them good stories will come.

Yeah, get off that .... My frijoleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

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famous. Ticket

Dear passengers, the day Today there will be a very special BlogBusero will take them to their destinations, and no, not Fernando Manda , he has nothing special about his credential Telethon CRIT where you 2 times per week to their rehabilitation ... yes I know, wonder what happened to that new element that he will wear with pride corresponding path BlogBus this time. Well I only say that a video is worth a thousand forked tongues:

Fortunately when we were in training Vacation to bring more and better routes to you, our wonderful truck up a character who was the Supreme BlogBusero, a knight of the steering wheel and all of the words and deeds, no, not The Vitor, someone with more class and height (because the hat he wears in the big head makes it look higher.) When I knew we needed someone to cover the route today, I immediately contacted the BlogBoss to learn about last minute changes that were made and agreed immediately to see who would take the baton.

After

that meeting Novak and I met with him privately for more and invite some beers and offer you a place in the ranks of the Front of Yucatec BlogBuseros Mexicans, at first did not want to accept and understand their reasons, anyone who saw such a distinguished gentleman next to Novak would obviously be looked upon with disdain, but then we managed to convince empedarlo and agreed to sign the contract very tasty.

So no more and no less esteemed passengers, we present Jaime Duende the new driver The BlogBus !

Skunk, we stripped the bastard ... Now we are looking to congratulate be the best we've had BlogBusero for breach of contract, but goes missing, do not worry Dear passengers, we find it just bring you back to finish his route and complete its contract.

Meanwhile ... please proceed to pay your ticket consisting of two comments because the salary we pay billionaire Jaime Duende and earnings of our jefecito the BlogBoss, just not reflected in the accounts drawn by our accountants for comment.

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last week, just started working week and my loafers were already in place, my tie tightly around my neck, combing with 13.7 gr. Gel for my uncombed hair not the air that goes out the window and my belt tight for me to sit do not notice much belly.

day was quite pleasant, the kind that even the sun burns from early burn feels rich. View

to kids deal with widespread enthusiasm in his return to school and in contrast, see their mothers with the face of "fuck, beggar kid because of you I'm not sleeping" ... priceless to me. Tasty

the streets was driving my bus, just going in the second round of my route, but went with the whole attitude of giving a good service to my passengers, as they always do, but something would happen.

An old man who was at the bus stop to signal that I wanted to address my unit, so I stuck as much as I could so he could go without a hitch. With considerable difficulty

the old man helped his cane to climb step by step, and although the bus only has 3 steps, the snail's pace that had made him look as if it had about 10.

With all kindness and a smile amber (is that I had time to brush my teeth, I went fast) I offered to help it to rise at a more lightweight, but he refused.

- Let's grandfather, we have all day, I bring a few children but want to get one through the school and expand their knowledge of the world .... or at least mind the mother to arrive last, but certainly want to be on time.

- Oh child, do not lash fuershash I have as when I was your age and I ponshaba to lash the ESHC todash ...

- Well good and almost there a notch.

- Grashias by eshperar child.

- Hold on to go faster than we're late because of him.

- Well, let Shaco my money to pay. Oh, neceshitaré mish ojosh shegundosh couple to see my portfolio. I remember when I had good vishta, which I loved to do was mash lash lash todash piernash of Chamac ...

- Yeah, yeah, well I say hold on and run little bit that other passengers will be addressed.

I was humming the song that sounds a lot these days, the waka waka Chakira, happy driving and Climbing up on the sidewalks to draw attention of the local people to read: that Novak as clown Oh, here is gay!

needless to say I was happy. But the old man had a plan to ruin.

- I found my ticket to pay you my son, here tienesh.

- Perfect grandfather. "While extending my hand to hold the said paper money.

Scriiiiiiiiiiiiiiich -squeak of my bus.

- Grandpa, Do not have a ticket more "boy"? This is $ 500.

- Oh son, esh everything I have just given my penshión. I bring mash. Ah, but what shi esh bring my credenshial of INSHEN for me cobresh Sholo half.

And here's where I lost my patience.

- What! Are you crazy old man? What do not you realize it's too early and not bring change? And above you wish to charge $ 3 as seniors. You really are a shameless.

that I pasted in the old man with his cane. Neglect, it takes more than a decrepit being with a baton stick so that I can do damage.

- No Sheas groshero Mushasha, reshpeta to mayoresh tush and do not give you one because I canshé noma'sh the first one I gave you.

- just do not fuck with me, wants to take the little morraya I have. Unconsciousness on his part that you want to exchange $ 497.

- Asheptalo, eshtá nueveshito ...

And when I see the bill in more detail ...

... I suddenly realized the deception when he recognized the photo.

- O seaaaa, fucking old bitch, a part of everything I want to see the stupid face when I have handsome. You're paying with a counterfeit.

- I do not understand son, how to falsh? I just had to give the teshorería munishipal Did we movishte to caracolitosh LOSH?

- Look well jijo cremated and worms from your mother, who is in the center of the bill? Watch him as well. It is the black lenses of Futurama ... I think it is called "Herpes something." But the fact is that this is a counterfeit and not wanting to accept you make fun of me because once I fuck to pay me a couple of washers instead of coins but that was because he was very raw and is not the case today . So you pa'bajo ... Kyaaaa!

And shaolisayayín a well calculated move to throw out my old drive to see it drop and roll along the steps ... okay, I only had three but as it was falling too low as it was more spectacular and fun event.

Passengers at the time were with me clapped and cheered me.

That's Novak!

why we love you, do not be!

if I gave you!

Novak're our hero!

After venting the anger tore my unit and continued on my route.

Yesterday afternoon I came to find out that the new ticket $ 500 bicentennial was not as false as I thought. But do not blame me dear readers, was not my intention to hurt little old sovereign. Who would have thought that the new ticket has a photo-like character in the cartoon? I did what any of you have done for me.

old lady, if you go to read the post ... believe me no hard feelings and you can address again whenever you want, now if you believe, Noma's not pay me with another ticket so high denomination or remember ... Kyaaaa!

How To Make A Coyote Snare Step By Step

bicentennial "I can use my credit INFONAVIT? Front of Blogbuseros

Good afternoon dear passengers! just finished my cigarette I'm going to tell a story that froze me, (well, rather wet) so acomodense'n in their seats, do so if the sign:

destápense If they do not smoke a chela BlogBus here on anything goes, ahhh but yes, hold on to this bullshit because the brakes failed him.

Last week, the bus was leased for a trip of a group of real estate sales, I had to peel the eye at seven o'clock on a Sunday for a group of mature women were pre-menopausal women to see a brand new home models and have dreams peasants of what the house they would recommend their newly married children. (Which for me was fun because 50% of these young ladies are respectable spinster).

Anyway, I got up early, I took a Russian bath, (you know the clear face, cu ... dirty), I had breakfast a few chips with tomato, climbed on the bus with cigar in hand and went to pick up park San Tutultepongo the Great.

Upon arrival and seeing the group of women waiting for the bus, I could not help thinking that some of them may well have been Amaziah the priest Hidalgo (Mexico bicentennial reference needed), but I felt a little happy because despite phone all the pain was worth much, a beautiful woman with black hair, slanted eyes and an angelic voice that said, "Ladies Orale!! not see the driver que'l sss'ta waiting?? chaaaaaaleeeeeee. .. no man is angry that some already have pus shame ...". Blessed be my luck, the bus gave me is of high technology, is the latest in air conditioning, a powerful fan that blows VEC about from the ice cubes from back to front.

Finally ladies and addressed, the electric kind guide told me how to reach the complex of modern houses. "You go straight ahead and call pa'ra ', then you turn on the only road that has tar, you keep a couple of blocks and arrive." At least the nightmare will not last much, lit another snuff and silence the gossip of the ladies with a little Chico-Che in the recorder that I stole from the house of Megah. We

the complex, and very happy desabordaron ladies, many of them still kept their LP's in Chico-Che, then for some strange reason I fell well and invited me to see the house with them, although I would have preferred to be taking a coyote on the bus had taken effect nicotine and chocolate for diabetics or so, I went down to see what happens.

had homes for all tastes: large, small, two-story (so tile floor and concrete floor), some were already up furnished, but it was a house that stole my heart, "The house with pool interior "perhaps you think ... - Indoor pool house?, Oh Lymon, but what nonsense are you saying? Could it be that both you and snuff apendejó? - And the answer is yes, but this is no bullshit kind that passengers es como decíamos en Tepito, "la neta del planeta" y como para muestra un botón (y para que dejen de tacharme de chismoso) les cuento.

Era una hermosa casa de dos pisos, pintada de verde y de azul claro, y ya estaba amueblada, la guía había comentado que el precio no era tan alto, incluso unos desalariados pedidores de limosna vagabundos como los que conducimos el BlogBus podíamos pagar, así que todos muy contentos entramos a la casa, la guía nos contaba poco a poco acerca de las particularidades de la casa:

Desde la entrada podemos apreciar que es una casa fresca, ¿qué mejor que recibir a las visitas e invitarlas a sentarse en nuestra sala pre-victoriana while receiving a relaxing foot massage with warm water?:

And the beautiful dining room, made of wrought iron, plus a one-time home includes computer, its always have ideas adolescent children "fresh" for their posts, or conversations "wet" in the msn:

Surprise your guests by offering a buffet prepared at home with the book "Dead Sea exotic dishes" :

Admire the detail of the rooms, "wet dreams" now have another meaning:

And finally ladies and respectable driver, the bathroom, do any of you (be honest) was not even dreamed made of eggplant and sunfish while fishing? I do not think (naughty smile):

And so ended my adventure at home with indoor pool, the truth I've decided I'll buy it so please make your donations as they sleep in the trunk bus has caused me and a rat bites another venereal disease, (although that remains a mystery.)

Whatever ... remember that the fall is back and not forget to take their passage to the teenager with pimples, leaving care and I will block the sensor because they double recovery.

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MEXICAN ... reported.

The following post contains des necessary information on one possible (and required) BlogBus The new drivers. We know that you do not mind, but since there are so valemadres, we leave so they know how the mechanics of interviews was that the team had prepared for you to enjoy new routes.

(A little flashback required)

a day like any other.

A young entrepreneur north of the country, full of fresh ideas with great potential, inexplicably lose all of your aspirations in life .. . and decides to open a blog.

Another day like any other a few weeks ago.

That young and not so young, thin, tired, haggard and without illusions, get some experience as a blogger. One day surfing the internet, and after lots of porn download, Pornotube see an ad that said something like: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY asshole? WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE asshole? SO BLOG LIKE YOU, YOU EXPECT! WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR (PLEASE PILE OF VOMIT), WE INVITE YOU TO THE NEW CASTING FOR THIRTY-FIFTH GENERATION ACADEMY BLOGBUS BE THE DRIVER. INF. Blah blah blah TO BE FREE PEANUTS " and without thinking twice, he realized he had the opportunity to eat free peanuts, and jumped into the casting, not knowing what to expect. In addition to seeking some form employment.

When I reach the rendezvous, had a long queue of applicants, he thought it would be difficult to get the job, but decided to get the job at all costs, and above all, eating peanuts. Suddenly the office, came a very horrible lady to give notice, and there was an uproar, many whistles and curses were heard, and everyone began to withdraw from the place, we can say that very emputada. The news that gave the lady was that had already been completed peanuts.

Discouraged, he went to leave, but the anger he felt for not having his snack, he did return to claim a lack of commitment of those who were organizing the casting. When she entered the reception, saw Mrs. horrendous had given the news that had all deserted, was about to stick a madrazo shouting, when the lady told horrific: Congratulations! now you're one of those aspiring to lead this company, the peanut was only to attract more people, a hook, at first thought of giving away shirts, but the economy is very ... eh, we are in difficult times, people and not comment. Continued on next door, there's going to attend one of our prospects, and will make some simple questions. Go ahead please.

not had time to claim something, and took him by the arm to the next door was an office but no one was there. Invited him to sit down, and told him to wait a minute.

The desk was old, had spots of those who leave coffee cups, an ashtray with cigarette butts many finished and a half-smoked, a computer broth year, several empty bottles of all type of liquor and one of those hands that used to scratch her back and most unreachable parts. But despite all, very nice site =)

the same lady came horrendous, and said: I am the prospect, we are short of staff, and I even washed the bathrooms and sometimes drive the BlogBus. I'm going to do some routine questions, I hope the answer to the most appropriate way, depending on what you answer, see what happens. Begin.

Why interested in being host of The BlogBus honorable?

As we all know the headquarters of this company are in the south, and southern Mexico, is characterized by that was just the culture and start the tomato be quiet and without much excitement, do not know the shootings, do not know the concrete, do not know what the weather is extreme, and besides everyone Chaparrillo, so I would like to expand the horizons of the passengers and the drivers themselves. When Lord North-ii! - I can bring different perspectives on the same routes. Besides saying that he had free peanuts, snif, snif.

What do you think about the impact the Internet has had on Mexico?

thanks to him, Ah Ze iDo Language d3NigRaNdo goe ... and makes offices more productive thanks to online tools that it offers, like Twitter, allowing us to report quickly, accurately and timely, the entire world that the office printer no longer prints.

Who invented the confusion?

Confucius, of course.

Why should we elect him as blogbusero?

And why should not they, and other apes say they handle ...

You are inclined to the relatively short responses ?

No.

How will you treat passengers?

depends how my mood is not always the customer is always right, but I promise not to mourn them.

Coca or Pepsi?

Tequila ...

Are your routes will be suitable for all kinds of passengers?

course, if you decide to use that are between the legs ... I say, that they have above the shoulders.

Have you had experience as a conductor?

So is involved for some time as Honorary BlogBusero, but the truth is that I was as I thought, but I'm here for revenge ... say, revenge, and come with lots of encouragement.

What is your food favortita?

tortillas soaked in mezcal, and cheetos.

What his goal in life?

A judge in the Paralympic Games, to violate all those who pretend to be incognito and try to beat all the handicapped. Not worth upsetting U_U these human vegetables (ponte to throw Lymon7up )

And the last question and most importantly, you willing to spend time, money, blood, sweat and tears to this project?

long as the time I leave something good, whether a few million of dollars, fame, women, or already lost a few comments and new passengers.

When the interview ended, Ms. horrendous, I am very pleased ... took off her wig and revealed his identity, the aspiring young conductor, he stayed with an expression of 'O_O horrible for Mrs. blogbusero proved to be a well-known blogger in the underworld, was the very same Novak ... D:

That aspiring young, thin, tired, haggard, disillusioned and ready to peanuts, calls himself SEND FERNANDO, and maybe walk from time to time driving it ca.mioncito recognized.

PD. So Novak wore wig: