Friday, October 22, 2010

The Cheapest Speedboat Available

Why is it bad to marry?

Well as my other colleagues are up to the neck of alcohol, I'm going to double with another route. (I hope they give me extra hours).

About what I'm going to talk today, is one of those decisions that completely change the life, something that many fear him and so many crave. [Dramatic music] marry [/ dramatic music].

Beyond all the issues involved (sacrifice and submission by either party), is an act type the Harakiri, or rather is like the praying mantis (I think that everyone knows what I mean with the praying mantis, if not ... check around there). Getting married is a practice that most sane men will bow down just to have sex without resorting to alcohol, or money.
Moreover, for all women (yes, all at some point in their lives have planned to marry white and have a wedding brand devil, and if they say no, it is because they are not women) , married is one of the dreams at all costs are willing to comply.

But note what they are exposed to marry, and that a life of "stability" both emotionally and economically (that is the end that is marriage, beyond birth), leads to a neglect in all respects, to the extent, at times falling into the valemadrismo. Inevitably come the physical.

And if you do not believe me, there I have some photos that show clearly what happens to the beautiful young girl who get married and have not had children, because as we know, when babies arrive, the female body tends to change, but not as follows.

Nolan effort in the right image of "happy" to embrace her husband
elephant-and tells of love.
Come what I mean, after marrying up on photos outlined a slight smile.
Pillin.
U___U
What a waste.
So
This call him "the chocolate murderer"
equivalent marry a. .. good a picture says a thousand words.

VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: If you are fat and decides to marry, it is very difficult have a physical change for the better, the contrary, may be worse.

And few men who really want to get married (because we all know what can happen ... losing friends, losing money, losing freedom, win pansa caguamera a-kind, there are some who have it from before, "sacrifice more hours working .. etc), will not talk about us, because all he fled to compromise. = P

Moral: arrejuntarse not as cool as the TV makes us believe, the reality is different.

Pd. There are marriages in which physical changes are very noticeable, that is because in reality the two are infidels ... and did not want.

Pd2. If you want to marry, which raffled. 8-) Aha.



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