The following post contains des necessary information on one possible (and required) BlogBus The new drivers. We know that you do not mind, but since there are so valemadres, we leave so they know how the mechanics of interviews was that the team had prepared for you to enjoy new routes.
(A little flashback required)
a day like any other.
A young entrepreneur north of the country, full of fresh ideas with great potential, inexplicably lose all of your aspirations in life .. . and decides to open a blog.
Another day like any other a few weeks ago.
That young and not so young, thin, tired, haggard and without illusions, get some experience as a blogger. One day surfing the internet, and after lots of porn download, Pornotube see an ad that said something like: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY asshole? WOULD YOU LIKE TO WRITE asshole? SO BLOG LIKE YOU, YOU EXPECT! WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR (PLEASE PILE OF VOMIT), WE INVITE YOU TO THE NEW CASTING FOR THIRTY-FIFTH GENERATION ACADEMY BLOGBUS BE THE DRIVER. INF. Blah blah blah TO BE FREE PEANUTS " and without thinking twice, he realized he had the opportunity to eat free peanuts, and jumped into the casting, not knowing what to expect. In addition to seeking some form employment.
When I reach the rendezvous, had a long queue of applicants, he thought it would be difficult to get the job, but decided to get the job at all costs, and above all, eating peanuts. Suddenly the office, came a very horrible lady to give notice, and there was an uproar, many whistles and curses were heard, and everyone began to withdraw from the place, we can say that very emputada. The news that gave the lady was that had already been completed peanuts.
Discouraged, he went to leave, but the anger he felt for not having his snack, he did return to claim a lack of commitment of those who were organizing the casting. When she entered the reception, saw Mrs. horrendous had given the news that had all deserted, was about to stick a madrazo shouting, when the lady told horrific: Congratulations! now you're one of those aspiring to lead this company, the peanut was only to attract more people, a hook, at first thought of giving away shirts, but the economy is very ... eh, we are in difficult times, people and not comment. Continued on next door, there's going to attend one of our prospects, and will make some simple questions. Go ahead please.
not had time to claim something, and took him by the arm to the next door was an office but no one was there. Invited him to sit down, and told him to wait a minute.
The desk was old, had spots of those who leave coffee cups, an ashtray with cigarette butts many finished and a half-smoked, a computer broth year, several empty bottles of all type of liquor and one of those hands that used to scratch her back and most unreachable parts. But despite all, very nice site =)
the same lady came horrendous, and said: I am the prospect, we are short of staff, and I even washed the bathrooms and sometimes drive the BlogBus. I'm going to do some routine questions, I hope the answer to the most appropriate way, depending on what you answer, see what happens. Begin.
Why interested in being host of The BlogBus honorable?
As we all know the headquarters of this company are in the south, and southern Mexico, is characterized by that was just the culture and start the tomato be quiet and without much excitement, do not know the shootings, do not know the concrete, do not know what the weather is extreme, and besides everyone Chaparrillo, so I would like to expand the horizons of the passengers and the drivers themselves. When Lord North-ii! - I can bring different perspectives on the same routes. Besides saying that he had free peanuts, snif, snif.
What do you think about the impact the Internet has had on Mexico?
thanks to him, Ah Ze iDo Language d3NigRaNdo goe ... and makes offices more productive thanks to online tools that it offers, like Twitter, allowing us to report quickly, accurately and timely, the entire world that the office printer no longer prints.
Who invented the confusion?
Confucius, of course.
Why should we elect him as blogbusero?
And why should not they, and other apes say they handle ...
You are inclined to the relatively short responses ?
No.
How will you treat passengers?
depends how my mood is not always the customer is always right, but I promise not to mourn them.
Coca or Pepsi?
Tequila ...
Are your routes will be suitable for all kinds of passengers?
course, if you decide to use that are between the legs ... I say, that they have above the shoulders.
Have you had experience as a conductor?
So is involved for some time as Honorary BlogBusero, but the truth is that I was as I thought, but I'm here for revenge ... say, revenge, and come with lots of encouragement.
What is your food favortita?
tortillas soaked in mezcal, and cheetos.
What his goal in life?
A judge in the Paralympic Games, to violate all those who pretend to be incognito and try to beat all the handicapped. Not worth upsetting U_U these human vegetables (ponte to throw Lymon7up )
And the last question and most importantly, you willing to spend time, money, blood, sweat and tears to this project?
long as the time I leave something good, whether a few million of dollars, fame, women, or already lost a few comments and new passengers.
When the interview ended, Ms. horrendous, I am very pleased ... took off her wig and revealed his identity, the aspiring young conductor, he stayed with an expression of 'O_O horrible for Mrs. blogbusero proved to be a well-known blogger in the underworld, was the very same Novak ... D:
That aspiring young, thin, tired, haggard, disillusioned and ready to peanuts, calls himself SEND FERNANDO, and maybe walk from time to time driving it ca.mioncito recognized.
PD. So Novak wore wig:
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